Don't just sit still / We are sharpshooters
So I think that the profile views - thingy is a bit shifty. I'll tell you why I think this, right here in Karsten's Blog. That's right! This is an exclusive! So sit back and relax while I tell you my theory on why the profile views - thingy is a bit shifty: Because it's a piece of shit that's why! Nah, I'm just kidding around, the real reason is what follows after this period->. You see, I was put on to this blog-stuff by my friend John and we started up our blogs like the same week or something. So after I put up a few posts, I noticed that my Profile Views was up to 16, and I was like "Woohoo! People have actually stopped by my blog! Yayness!" I'd also noticed that John's views was at 16 too, but I didn't see any connection. So after a few more posts my views spiked up to 32 and then I was like "Dude! This is soooo awesome! People are spreading the word!", at this point I also noticed that John's views was at 32, but I had yet to put the pieces together. It wasn't until a week or so later that I realized my views were at 54 and I was so stoked that I bragged about it to John. I was all "Yo, crackah! My blog is the shizz, just check my views. It's all Fiddy-fizzle up in herre!" and he was like "Big deal, so is mine". And that's when I realized that something shifty was going on. If I'm not overly paranoid here, then Blogger is changing our profile views so that we think that people actually read all the crazy stuff we bloggers write, trying to get us more confident and enthusiastic so that we keep using their service! Too bad for them Super-Karsten found them out! So now our valiant hero, that's me by the way, takes flight towards the centre of Blogger Corporations to shake some fists, and punch out some answers! Stay tuned to follow how this case evolves! If my blog gets shut down, you know who did it! Make them know they can't shut the little man up! ATTICA! ATTICA!
By the way: Pretty Girls Make Graves
RULES!
That's it for now. Later, my peoples.
